Quotable Quotes: Vice Presidents Agnew and Quayle

For those who worry that a Vice President Palin might be too great a risk, it seems advisable to remember that the country survived two recent occupants of the office: Spiro T. Agnew and Dan (Potatoe) Quayle.

Note: Feel free to add a rim shot after each quote.

Spiro T. Agnew quotes:

*“In the United States today, we have more than our share of the nattering nabobs of negativism.”
*“I apologize for lying to you. I promise I won't deceive you except in matters of this sort.”

Dan Quayle quotes:

*“Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement”
*“I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.”
*“I pledge allegiance to the Christian flag, and to the Savior, for whose Kingdom it stands, one Savior, crucified, risen, and coming again, with life and liberty for all who believe”
*“The future will be better tomorrow.”
*“What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is.”
*“My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right.”
*“If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime.”
*“It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.”
*“It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.”
*“The global importance of the Middle East is that it keeps the Far East and the Near East from encroaching on each other”
*“Hawaii is a unique state. It is a small state. It is a state that is by itself. It is a -it is different from the other 49 states. Well, all states are different, but it's got a particularly unique situation.”
*“I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.”

Have a good weekend.