Showing posts with label Quotable Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Quotable Quotes. Show all posts

Friday, September 16, 2011

Quotable Quotes

"You know Charlie Walser? Has the place east of Sanderson? Well you know how they used to slaughter beeves, hit 'em with a maul right here to stun 'em... and then up and slit their throats? Well here Charlie has one trussed up and all set to drain him and the beef comes to. It starts thrashing around, six hundred pounds of very pissed-off livestock if you'll pardon me... Charlie grabs his gun there to shoot the damn thing in the head but what with the swingin' and twistin' it's a glance-shot and ricochets around and comes back hits Charlie in the shoulder. You go see Charlie, he still can't reach up with his right hand for his hat...Point bein', even in the contest between man and steer the issue is not certain."
Ed Tom Bell
"No Country For Old Men"

"The Planning Fallacy"
David Brooks
NY Times, September 15, 2011

When the Nobel Prize-winning psychologist Daniel Kahneman was a young man, he led a committee to write a new part of the curriculum for Israeli high schools. The committee worked for a year, and Kahneman asked his colleagues how long they thought the rest of the project would take. Their estimates were around two years.

Kahneman then asked the most experienced among them how long such work took other curriculum committees. The gentleman pointed out that roughly 40 percent of the committees never finished their work at all.

But what about those that did finish? The gentleman reported that he had never seen a committee finish in less than seven years and never in more than 10.

This was bad news. They might fail to finish a task that they thought would be done in three years. At best, the project might consume eight or nine years. Yet this information didn’t affect those on the team at all. They carried on, assuming that though others might fail or dally, surely they wouldn’t.

As it turned out, their project took eight years to finish. By the time it was done, the Ministry of Education had lost interest, and the curriculum was never used.

In his forthcoming book, “Thinking, Fast and Slow” (I’ll write more about it in a couple of weeks), Kahneman calls this the planning fallacy. Most people overrate their own abilities and exaggerate their capacity to shape the future. That’s fine. Optimistic people rise in this world. The problem comes when these optimists don’t look at themselves objectively from the outside.

The planning fallacy is failing to think realistically about where you fit in the distribution of people like you. As Kahneman puts it, “People who have information about an individual case rarely feel the need to know the statistics of the class to which the case belongs.”

Over the past three years, the United States has been committing the planning fallacy on stilts. The world economy has been slammed by a financial crisis. Countries that are afflicted with these crises typically experience several years of high unemployment. They go deep into debt to end the stagnation, but the turnaround takes a while.

This historical pattern has been universally acknowledged and universally ignored. Instead, leaders in both parties have clung to the analogy that the economy is like a sick patient who can be healed by the right treatment.

The Democrats, besotted by the myth that the New Deal ended the Great Depression, have consistently overestimated their ability to turn the economy around. They regard the Greek crackup as a freakish, unlucky break, even though this sort of thing is a typical feature of a financial crisis.

Republicans, who should know better, also have an inflated sense of the power of government. In the presidential debates, Rick Perry, Mitt Romney and Jon Huntsman argue about which one oversaw the most job creation during his term as governor, as if governors have an immediate and definable impact on employers’ hiring decisions.

The reality, of course, is that the economy is not a patient. It is a zillion, zillion interactions. Government is not a doctor. Most of the time, it is a clashing collective enterprise that is occasionally able to produce marginal change, for good and for ill.

Democrats should be learning about the limits of social policy. As in the war on poverty, as in the effort to transform American schools, as in the effort to create prosperity in the developing world, it is really hard to turn around complex systems.

Republicans should be reflecting on the fact that if a Republican president were in office right now, and even if he or she did sensible things, the economy would still be in the dumps. It would be Republicans losing “safe” Congressional seats in special elections.

The key to wisdom in these circumstances is to make the distinction between discrete good and systemic good. When you are in the grip of a big, complex mess, you have the power to do discrete good but probably not systemic good.

When you are the president in a financial crisis, you have the power to pave roads and hire teachers. That will reduce the suffering of real people who would otherwise be jobless. You have the power to streamline regulations and reduce tax burdens. That will induce a bit more hiring and activity. These are real contributions.

But you don’t have the power to transform the whole situation. Your discrete goods might contribute to an overall turnaround, but that turnaround will be beyond your comprehension and control.

Over the past decades, Americans have developed an absurd view of the power of government. Many voters seem to think that government has the power to protect them from the consequences of their sins. Then they get angry and cynical when it turns out that it can’t."

Note: emphasis added

Friday, June 12, 2009

Quotable Quotes: Muscle Men


If Ken Lewis is to be believed, then Bernanke and Paulson pulled no punches in muscling BofA into the Merrill deal. Therefore, a few words on muscle.



“What do you think an artist is? An imbecile who has only his eyes if he is a painter, or his ears if he is a musician, or a lyre at every level of his heart if he is a poet, or, if he is merely a boxer, only his muscle? On the contrary, he is at the same time a political being, constantly alert to the heartrending, burning, or happy events in the world, molding himself in their likeness.”
Pablo Picasso

“Action is transitory a step, a blow, The motion of a muscle, this way or that 'Tis done, and in the after-vacancy We wonder at ourselves like men betrayed”
William Wordsworth

“The last three or four reps is what makes the muscle grow. This area of pain divides the champion from someone else who is not a champion. That's what most people lack, having the guts to go on and just say they'll go through the pain no matter what happens.”
Aaaarnold Schwarzenegger

“The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue.”
Leonardo Da Vinci

Have a good weekend.

Friday, May 29, 2009

Quotable Quotes: Faith

As equities close in on a third up month in a row, a few words on investors' faith that better times lay ahead.

“Faith means not wanting to know what is true”
Friedrich Nietzsche

“Skepticism is the beginning of Faith.”
Oscar Wilde

“I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish He didn't trust me so much.”
Mother Teresa

“Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase.”
Martin Luther King, Jr

"...at the beginning of new bull markets investors are driven more by faith than fundamentals, as they seem to prefer Billy Graham over Ben Graham."
Sam Stovall

Have a good weekend.

Friday, May 8, 2009

WTF? How To Nail An Interview (Tip 17)


The US jobless rate hits 8.9%. So, why is this job applicant admitting to theft from his previous employer?

Have a good weekend.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Quotable Quotes: The Search for Intelligent Life – on Earth!

In a week that contained Earth Day and the discovery of an earth-sized planet just 20 light years away, a few words about our lonely, little rock seems appropriate.

“Who are we? We find that we live on an insignificant planet of a humdrum star lost in a galaxy tucked away in some forgotten corner of a universe in which there are far more galaxies than people.”
Dr. Carl Sagan

“What's the use of a fine house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?”
Henry David Thoreau

“The true artist has the planet for his pedestal; the adventurer, after years of strife, has nothing broader than his shoes”
Ralph Waldo Emerson

“We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.”
Aldous Huxley

Have a good weekend.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Quotable Quotes: Cool Cats Discussing Bulls and Bears (or is it birds and bees?)

With investors' animal spirits on the rise and much attention focused on the new White House pooch, the feline perspective on the sustainability of the current rally seems in order.

Have a good weekend.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Quotable Quotes: WTF?


Here are two excerpts from yesterday’s FT article “Bailed-out banks eye toxic asset buys” that are certain to raise more than a few eyebrows:

“US banks that have received government aid, including Citigroup, Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley and JPMorgan Chase, are considering buying toxic assets to be sold by rivals under the Treasury’s $1,000bn (£680bn) plan to revive the financial system.

The plans proved controversial, with critics charging that the government’s public-private partnership - which provide generous loans to investors - are intended to help banks sell, rather than acquire, troubled securities and loans. Spencer Bachus, the top Republican on the House financial services committee, vowed after being told of the plans by the FT to introduce legislation to stop financial institutions ”gaming the system to reap taxpayer-subsidised windfalls”. Mr Bachus added it would mark ”a new level of absurdity” if financial institutions were ”colluding to swap assets at inflated prices using taxpayers’ dollars.””

“Officials want banks to sell risky assets in order to cleanse their balance sheets and attract new investments from private investors, limiting the need for the further government funds. Many experts think it is essential to take these assets from leveraged institutions such as banks that are responsible for the lion’s share of lending, into the hands of unleveraged financial institutions such as traditional asset managers, where they will have much less impact on the flow of credit to the economy.

Banks have three options if they want to buy toxic assets: apply to become one of four or five fund managers that will purchase troubled securities; bid for packages of bad loans; or buy into funds set up by others. The government plan does not allow banks to buy their own assets, but there is no ban on the purchase of securities and loans sold by others.”

To read the complete article, , click here.

Have a good weekend.

Friday, March 27, 2009

Food For Thought

Wrapped around the daily trials and tribulations of the markets and economy, and often lost in the forest for the trees, are three great debates that investors may want to tune their ears to. These debates – the future of Finance, the future Economic model that leads the world economy, and the future Socioeconomic model that drives America – frame the particulars within which economic, political, and investment decisions will be made. I submit them for your consideration.

Future of Finance

The first great debate raging is one between new finance versus the small banking model. Paul Krugman notes this in his current commentary when he states “…it has become increasingly clear over the past few days that top officials in the Obama administration are still in the grip of the market mystique. They still believe in the magic of the financial marketplace and in the prowess of the wizards who perform that magic.”

Krugman’s protestations notwithstanding, if Secretary Geithner has his way the new finance model will ultimately win the day as the dysfunctional components of the new finance model are remedied (via the Risk Czar) and complex financial instruments live another day: this time with better supervision and, hopefully, fewer financial catastrophes.

Interestingly, Mohammed El-Erian apparently supports the Geithner view. As noted in his excellent book “When Markets Collide”, the PIMCO CEO reveals his thinking when he states that the one area in finance that he would recommend his daughter pursue is structured finance. Well, it seems hard to image a bright future for structured finance without a robust financial model. And that is something that you don’t’ get with the small banking model expressed by Meredith Whitney.

Tied to finance is the second great debate area – the future economic model.

Future Economic Model

With the demise of “cowboy capitalism” what will be the reigning economic model? Will it be the European socialist model? Some revised American model? Or will a hybrid model emerge out of the multi polar world, with America, Europe, and China sharing and influencing power? The answer to this question will likely not be clear for several years. Moreover, it will greatly influenced by how the future finance model evolves.

The third great debate is solely a US issue.

Future Socioeconomic Model

This great debate area can be summed up in the following phrase, “Never let a good crisis go to waste”. Here the debate is divided along US political lines with Republicans warning of the third wave expansion of government intrusion while Democrats insist that their hands (and motives) are clean and necessary given the economic mess left by the Republicans. The blame game always rules politics.

Note: I believe there is much to the argument being made by the Republicans. Power is a very strong force and human nature never changes, regardless of campaign rhetoric.

The chronological center point of this debate is the Great Depression. Advocates for greater government spending say the New Deal saved the country while opponents say that is false, that it took World War II, and not the New Deal, to lift the US out of its deep economic funk.* Then there is the subplot to this debate: with greater government intrusion comes greater government power. This is where things like infrastructure spending come into the picture. You don’t stop a road or a bridge in mid construction. Therefore, those that institute the spending will exercise political power for years to come.

Food For Thought

What I have articulated above is meant to be a listing of key issues that investors might want to better acquaint themselves with, and obviously not a comprehensive examination of the subjects noted. A little food for thought.

Have a good weekend.

*In this area, readers may want to acquaint themselves with the writings of Amity Shlaes as one who has been a good source for understanding the Republican argument.

Friday, March 20, 2009

Quotable Quotes: Hang ‘em High


The lynch mob is out, the US Constitution be damned.

Who isn’t outraged by actions that reward big bonuses to those in failed institutions who caused the failure in the first place? Certainly, the politically tone-deaf selfishness of certain Wall Street types in a time of economic crises warrants a heavy hand. And most likely the political kabuki dance’s end result will be a self imposed clawback and a full recognition that the game has changed. However, all citizens should be concerned when an activist government exacts retroactive penalties targeted toward specific groups. For it's one thing to be responsive to the wants and needs of a constituency, quite another when a politician is willing to sacrifice principles (and potentially constitutional law) for politics. Therefore, a few words on lynching and mobs seem appropriate.

“Those who try to lead the people can only do so by following the mob”
Oscar Wilde

“A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine.”
Thomas Jefferson

“The nose of a mob is its imagination. By this, at any time, it can be quietly led.”
Edgar Allan Poe

“There can be no such thing, in law or in morality, as actions forbidden to an individual, but permitted to a mob”
Ayn Rand

“I was participating in my own lynching, but the problem was I didn't know what I was being lynched for.”
Gen. William Westmorland

Clint Eastwood (as Jed Cooper): Well, I don't care how you slice it - whether there's nine men out in the plains with a dirty rope or a judge with his robe on in front of the American flag - those boys are going to be just as dead as if they'd been lynched.
Pat Hingle (as Judge Adam Fenton): That's right, Cooper, just as dead - but they won't have been lynched. They would have been judged. And if you can't see the difference, you'd better take off that star right now!

Have a good weekend.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Quotable Quotes: Say Bye Bye to Mark to Market

Poor FASB chairman Bob Herz.

Rarely has one witnessed such an ass whopping the likes of which the House’s special committee gave Mr. Herz yesterday on mark to market. The pounding came from both sides of political aisle as they told story after story of banks and businesses within their districts and how mark to market has wrecked havoc on their ability to do business.

Yet, to my ear nothing captured the mood of the hearing better than the following exchange between Mr. Herz and the Republican congressman from Georgia, Tom Price, regarding the three-week timeframe (which New York Democratic congressman Gary Ackerman exacted from Mr. Herz earlier) in which FASB would provide new mark to market guidelines:

“Congressman Price: Mr. Herz, I understand that you said within three weeks you’ll be able to issue new guidelines. Is that correct?

Bob Herz: That’s what I am going to go back and talk to my board members about. Remember, I have one vote of five. I will clearly take back your very clear message from today. But I cannot do it by myself. I have four other very conscientious board members…

Congressman Price: Do we need to bring the other four in here?”

Note: in a later testimony, upcoming podcast interviewee Bob McTeer (March 25) and former FDIC chairman William Isaac noted that mark to market rules state that banks must write down their losses entirely and immediately BUT can only accrete any mark to market gains they may experience. Yet another reason why you can kiss mark to market as we know it goodbye.* To that I say, Halleluiah!

Have a good weekend.

* This point modifies and clarifies the following segment of my blog posting of February 24th, “The Damage Has Been Done”: “In fact, one could argue that repeal or modification of mark-to-market will actually inhibit, if not outright eliminate, the recognition of the capital appreciation potential in many of the panic driven depressed assets once fear recedes and balanced thinking returns. Under such conditions, one can only conclude that the winners will be those who scoop up the babies thrown out with the bath water. Tragically, those winners are not likely to be the entities who were forced to writedown all the "toxic" assets - the banks.”

Friday, March 6, 2009

Quotable Quotes: Zombies


With all the talk of zombie banks, how about a few words (and sounds) about zombies.

“And what about Zombies? You never hear from Zombies! That's the trouble with Zombies, they're unreliable! I say if you're going to go for the Angel bullshit you might as well go for the Zombie package as well.”
George Carlin

“The good, say the mystics of spirit, is God, a being whose only definition is that he is beyond man's power to conceive - a definition that invalidates man's consciousness and nullifies his concepts of existence. The good, say the mystics of muscle, is Society - a thing which they define as an organism that possesses no physical form, a super-being embodied in no one in particular and everyone in general except yourself.... The purpose of man's life, say both, is to become an abject zombie who serves a purpose he does not know, for reasons he is not to question.”
Ayn Rand

“Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'”
Rodney Dangerfield

Bush versus Zombies
click here

The Zombies (with the lead singer moving at the speed of a zombie)
click here

Have a good weekend.

Friday, January 30, 2009

Quotable Quotes: As January Goes, So Goes the Year?

The well-worn Wall Street axiom, “As January goes, so goes the year”, is about to move to the top of the financial media’s list in the coming days. For, barring a supernatural rally in the next few hours, stocks will turn in a negative performance for month (actually worse than last January). Down 6.29% (S&P 500 total return) going into the day, the odds favor a bad 2009 for stocks. Here are some facts courtesy Sam Stovall, Chief Investment Strategist with S&P:

“Since 1945, whenever the S&P 500 advanced in January, the market continued to rise during the remaining 11 months of the year 85% of the time, posting an average price advance of 11.6% -- substantially more than the 8.2% return recorded by the S&P 500’s 12-month price appreciation for the past 64 years. Whenever the market declined during the opening month of the year, the S&P 500 fell an average 2.2% for the remaining 11 months. Its frequency of success, however, was no better than a coin toss at 48.”

Sam goes on to note that “…the January Barometer offers correlation with causation for behavioral reasons.” I take this to mean that there is a certain self-fulfilling quality to the January barometer. However, correlation is not always causation and the past is only prologue, not destiny. Therefore, investors would be prudent to take a skeptical eye to the idea that stocks are destined to rise or fall based strictly on historical facts, especially during times of great uncertainty and change.

Have a good weekend.

Friday, January 16, 2009

Quotable Quotes: Everett Dirksen


Next Tuesday, a senator from Illinois will bring his Midwestern sensibilities to the White House. So, it seems appropriate to look back at the words of another famous political figure from the Prairie State. No, not that one. Rather, the one who got to be known by some as the “Wizard of Ooze”.

“When a member of the House moves over to the Senate, he raises the IQ of both bodies.”

“I am a man of fixed and unbending principles, the first of which is to be flexible at all times.”

“A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you're talking about real money.”

“During a political campaign everyone is concerned with what a candidate will do on this or that question if he is elected except the candidate; he's too busy wondering what he'll do if he isn't elected.”

“I have said, with respect to authorization bills, that I do not want the Congress or the country to commit fiscal suicide on the installment plan.”

Have a good weekend.

Friday, January 9, 2009

Quotable Quotes: Bailouts Gone Wild!

In a publicity stunt Viagra would envy, adult-entertainment moguls Larry Flynt and Joe Francis said Wednesday that they are asking Washington for a $5 billion federal bailout, claiming that "the porn business is suffering from the soft economy."

Entertainment website TMZ.com reported that adult movie DVD sales have plummeted 22 per cent in one year.

"...the economic downturn 'has made America's appetite for sex go limp'. The statement came from Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt and 'Girls Gone Wild' creator Joe Francis on Wednesday.

“People are too depressed to be sexually active,” Flynt said in a news release. “This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such, but they cannot do without sex.”

"It's time for Congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America. The only way they can do this is by supporting the adult industry and doing it quickly," said Flynt.

I am not sure this is exactly the kind of stimulus President-elect Barack Obama had in mind when he said, “If we don’t act swiftly and boldly, we could see a much deeper economic downturn.”

Have a good weekend.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Quotable Quotes: Imelda Marcos

President Bush should be thankful that the shoe thrower wasn't someone with an endless supply of footwear, say... Imelda Marcos! A few twisted logic quotes from the shoe queen herself. (While we're talking shoes, check out Obama's impersonation of Adlai Stevenson.)

“It's the rich you can terrorize. The poor have nothing to lose.”

“God is love. I have loved. Therefore, I will go to heaven.”

“Doesn't the fight for survival also justify swindle and theft? In self defense, anything goes.”

“Filipinos want beauty. I have to look beautiful so that the poor Filipinos will have a star to look at from their slums.”

“Win or lose, we go shopping after the election.”

Have a good weekend.

Friday, December 5, 2008

Quotable Quotes: Dr. Doom (Nouriel Roubini) is 100% in Equities?!!

"I am not in the Armageddon camp". So states the one economist who got the current economic climate right for (more importantly) the right reasons. Given that fact, however, why is his personal money 100% in equities?

To hear Dr. Roubini's comments from this morning Yahoo! Finance "Tech Ticker", click here

Have a good weekend.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Quotable Quotes: Exhaustion


A near state of exhaustion exists be it the investor trying to make sense of the current climate or the avenues being pursued by government in dealing with the credit and economic crisis or the negative feedback loop that is producing lower lows. Therefore, a few words on the topic.


“When you’ve exhausted all possibilities, remember this—you haven’t.”
Robert Shuller

“The man who says he has exhausted life generally means that life has exhausted him.”
Oscar Wilde

“Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.”
Abba Eban

“An era can be said to end when its basic illusions are exhausted”
Arthur Miller

“Living in a constant chase after gain compels people to expend their spirit to the point of exhaustion”
Friedrich Nietzsche

“I have witnessed and greatly enjoyed the first act of everything which Wagner created, but the effect on me has always been so powerful that one act was quite sufficient; whenever I have witnessed two acts I have gone away physically exhausted; and whenever I have ventured an entire opera the result has been the next thing to suicide.”
Mark Twain

“Tom Cruise's attorney said he is going to sue anyone who claims he is gay. In a related story, Ricky Martin's attorney has been hospitalized for exhaustion.”
Conan O’Brien

Have a good weekend.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Quotable Quotes: Hogwash!

One of my favorite podcast services is Bloomberg On the Economy. Last week, they posted a very provocative interview with the author of "The Black Swan", Nassim Taleb. In the interview, Mr. Taleb launches several broadsides against conventional investment thinking including "all of quantitative risk management is bogus", equating modern portfolio theories with "astrology", the uselessness of value at risk, and why buying credit default swaps these days is like "buying insurance on the Titanic from someone on the Titanic".

Here is the 17 minute 42 second interview.



Have a good weekend.

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Thursday, November 6, 2008

Quotable Quotes: Inspiration


A fitting end to a most momentous week. A few of the lesser known but no less profound words of a living inspiration. And a cautionary word from another place and time.


“Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted.”

“Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.”

“A man can't ride your back unless it's bent.”

“Success, recognition, and conformity are the bywords of the modern world where everyone seems to crave the anesthetizing
security of being identified with the majority.”

“Lord, we ain’t what we want to be; we ain’t what we ought to be; we ain’t what we gonna be, but, thank God, we ain’t what we was.”
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

"You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you."
Leon Trotsky

Have a good weekend.

Friday, October 31, 2008

Quotable Quotes: Spooky Times



Scared to view your upcoming portfolio statement? Well, here’s a few thoughts to lighten the mood.



“One need not be a chamber to be haunted;

One need not be a house;

The brain has corridors surpassing

Material place.”
Emily Dickinson

“He may not enter anywhere at the first, unless there be some one of the household who bid him to come, though afterwards he can come as he please.”
“Dracula” (Bram Stoker)

“Fear has many eyes and can see things underground.”
Cervantes

“This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.”
Conan O'Brien

Have a ghoulishly good weekend.