Quotable Quotes: Client 9

It was a rough week for Client 9. So, here’s a little advice:



“Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.”
Woody Allen

"I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though."
Elton John.

"It is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half of them don't believe that it can physically be done, and the other half are doing it."
Winston Churchill

“Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
George Burns

Have a good weekend.