Friday, April 11, 2008

Quotable Quotes: Stuck

For all those weary travelers stuck in an airport, here are a few words to pass the time.

“I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.”
Oscar Wilde

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
Jack Handey

"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."
George Burns

“May those who love us love us,
and those who do not love us,
may God turn their hearts,
and if He cannot turn their hearts
may He turn their ankles
that we may know them by their limping.”
Irish Prayer

“Maybe this world is another planet's hell.”
Aldous Huxley

Have a good weekend.

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